lmaonade:

i am a vegetable medley and god is sautéing me on medium high heat 

fruitbi:

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husband:

(Butler voice) Your coochie, sir

agayworthfightingfor:

cutespoonie:

the two bad fatigue moods:

  • gets super emotional, cries over the smallest things, empathetic™, can’t handle anything, irritable, overstimulated™, anxious
  • can’t feel anything, barely able to think, apathic™, can’t relate to anything, emptiness™, can’t cry, slow™, dissociating

extra fun mode: both at the same time

jacquelynkelly:

ihadtochangemyurllol:

kiefbowl:

people be like “is it really fair to judge someone based on their beliefs, choices, and actions?? :/“

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op is a terf

HGFDKFJGHFDKJGHBGJDKFJBHGFJDFKGJHFJFGKBHGFJGKBGFJGVKJFGJH TIME TO JUDGE YOU BASED ON YOUR BELIEFS, CHOICES, AND ACTIONS, DUMBASS

smartstudy:

Hey guys. I’m glad to be finally posting my “mental breakdown survival guide”. As you know I struggle a lot with mental health, and so I have been through a lot of breakdowns. So many that I actually dropped out of university after 3 weeks in 2016 and had to take the whole year off. Because of this, I’ve made it my mission to help others with mental health issues as much as I can, so you don’t have to go through what I’ve been through.

Anyway, here is my guide. I tried to keep it general, and actually useful. If you have any questions or additions please feel free to add them.

And as ever, if you want to talk to me about studying with mental illness or want to see a post on a specific topic, please feel free to message me.

muscleluvr2:

h0peless-wandering:

muscleluvr2:

“Hey, there are 0 letters in the alphabet, right?” “No, there’s 26.” “oh, sorry, i must have forgotten The Quick Brown Fox Jumps Over The Lazy Dog.. ;)” “What about R..” “How could i forget.. R u single..?”

There’s an “R” in brown though

Hmm. it would appear that one of us is wrong, and that one of us… is yourself. there’s no r in brown. and thats final

myheadislostintheclouds:

lordmeowdemort:

platypusplayhere:

when in doubt slap His ass

His is capitalized….are you talking about god’s ass?

are you in doubt? just slap His ass

panaceasexual:

“So for me as Michael in this female-dominated world, it didn’t feel like I was playing in the gender dynamic because Michael moves so seamlessly between them. To me, Michael doesn’t have a gender. He’s very fluid in how he presents himself, his emotions, his sexuality and how he’s able to entice men and women. It was an interesting battleground.”

Cody Fern on his character in AHS: Apocalypse

American Plothole Story

greymalachai:

itsabootyfulday:

If the antichrist is the product of a conception between a human and a spirit, how can Timothy and Emily produce another antichrist?

Ryan Murphy:

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If Mallory is just the next Supreme and not something more powerful, why is she able to do stuff that Cordelia and Fiona couldn’t?

Ryan Murphy:

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If the witches were buried in Misty’s swamp, who the fuck wrote 666 and said “beware Timothy” in the first episode? And what was the point in warning him anyway?

Ryan Murphy:

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If Mallory’s blood goes all the way back to the witches of Salem, how the fuck did her parents think she was a devil worshiper when they saw her floating?

Ryan Murphy:

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feel free to add more

if mallory could heal people from within then why didn’t she do that to michael & show him how to be good instead of running him over with a fucking car?


Ryan Murphy:

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voresimulator:

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