despacitozier:

michael, holding something behind his back: hey grandma look at this

constance, pulling the phone away from her ear: hold on, stacy.

constance: *whispers* what the fuck do you have now you little cretin

azumi-kun:

Lady of Mount Purgatory, Beatrice

cryptid-coalition:

the real question is why michael wears a ring on his wedding finger. who’s this dramatic bitch married to? the night??

tofted:

🍎 apple patches! 🍏

kayas-wife:

moirakin:

what is Blizzard even trying to create with Moira. this pretentious and diabolical genius scientist who is prim and proper and quotes Oscar Wilde but also loves anime, dresses up as David Bowie and dances like she’s at an anime con rave. who the fuck IS this woman

a lesbian

curseworm:

emybian:

curseworm:

excruciatingly jealous of this womans last name

whats updyke

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