actually if you get emotional listening to any song by florence welch it’s because you’re gay

Actually, it might be because you’re a self aware individual and a lover of music. Thanks for stereotyping Florence fans.

listen florence welch visited me the day after I was born and told me in her ethereal form she would gift me homosexuality in the form of her album lungs and every person I’ve shared the album with has come out to me since then I only tell the hard facts