kiibo: *holding a small purring kitten*

kiibo: i am not. i am a robot

Kiibo: That’s not fair!

Kiibo: Life isn’t a conscious being that makes deliberate choices within a personal moral framework and a socially constructed value system. You, on the other hand, as a human being acting consciously and non-randomly within both of those frameworks, should be able to come to a conclusion based on reasonable moral standards about what the most equitable and respectful course of action is in any given circumstance, and act accordingly. It is especially incumbent upon you to do so if you are in a position of authority or otherwise have greater ability to determine the outcome of a situation than those who will be most affected by it.

Hoshi: Basically, he thinks you’re full of shit.

Kiibo: I’m sorry! I didn’t know Ouma’s constipation causes his inconsiderate behavior! How insensitive of me!