daveyjames:
“ whisqrs:
“i think that uncrustables being considered a type of ravioli should be highly classified information
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Okay but I went to double-check and
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daveyjames:

whisqrs:

i think that uncrustables being considered a type of ravioli should be highly classified information

Okay but I went to double-check and

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sailormoodiness:

sailormoodiness:

i cant stop thinking about frog cakes

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stevenstarks:

Avengers: Infinity War (2018) directed by Anthony & Joe Russo

milkee-way:

grimeclown:

 “hi welcome to mcdonalds what can i get for you?”

“yeah can i get a deluxe quarter pounder with cheese?”

“absolutely, do you want the meal or just the sandwich?’

“uuuuuh hold on”

*fishes something out of my pocket*

“mikey what do i do?”

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“get the fries. youll need the energy in the coming days”

*stuffs it back in my pocket*

“uhh yes please  the meal would be great”

serious question: can anyone else see this post? am I hallucinating?

thatpettyblackgirl:

Since Easter is on April Fools this year:

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datassium:

trail mix do you mean m&ms with obstacles

sonypraystation:

slimetony:

railroadsoftware:

Coca Cola= goes with a cheese burger
Pepsi= goes with a slice of pizza

What would be a good pairing for Dr. Pepper

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ceruleanletter:

reblog this with your sign, where you’re from and whether you prefer pasta or rice 

taros:
“https://instagram.com/p/BdMORc5lhgm/
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