flylikeacomet:

That’s Buzz Aldrin, who was the second man to set foot on the moon after Neil Armstrong, which makes this video 100x better

zvaigzdelasas:

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our meat brains have absolutely no idea how to even begin to picture numbers as big as a billion (now think about how many people have multiple of these & how many people are struggling to put food on the table, if they even have a table)

Anyway, eat the rich

bestfunny:

aaaaaaaand we’re going to war with poland.

burnhamed:
“HOOK/LINE/SINKER
”

burnhamed:

HOOK/LINE/SINKER

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fiftythreecrimes:

I know it’s hard right now - but continue to look for the small moments of good in this world. We will need it to survive.

[crowd in background cheering]

brittanaluv:

figsandnewtons:

Anyone still saying “Hillary would have been just as bad” can eat an entire bag of dicks.

☝☝☝☝☝☝

dewchild:

I can guarantee you that approximately 0% of people who are going to protest within the next few days are expecting trump to just be like “oops! Y'all got me! I’ll resign” because that’s not the point. Protesting can’t automatically undo what has already been done, but it does send a message of distaste, shows that people will make noise if they sense injustice, and signifies that citizens will continue to protest as worse things (may) happen. It’s a response, not a plea

cannibalcoalition:

Alright guys. I’m pissed as hell that Mike Pence is VP. But can we refrain from calling him a ‘Lizard Man’ since that phrase has anti-semitic history.

Here’s some options:

-homophobic cotton ball

-waxen statuette of hate

-literal comic book villain

-ignorant Q-tip

sadspockpanda:

Asshats: Why can’t you just accept Drumpf as president and not attack/slander/belittle him. Show some respect.

Me, remembering how Fox News and Drumpf have been dragging Obama since 2008 over bullshit/for no real reason:

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orcteeth:

bedabug:

positive election news: tammy duckworth won and will be the first thai-american senator

and kamala harris won and is going to be the first black female senator since 1999

oregon elected kate brown and she will be the first ever openly lgbtqa governor in us history

catherine cortez masto won and will be the first ever latina us senator

Also! 

Minnesota elected Ilhan Omar, a Somali-Muslim woman, to the house for the first time.

Washington state elected Pramila Jayapal, an Indian-American woman, to the house for the first time.