spacefroggity:

He has a surprise for you

Ahh!

cottagefaeries:

bpdleia:

amylniitrate:

leonkuwatatata:

do you ever get mad at yourself because youre not even good at the things you thought you were good at

you absolute fuckers i made this post fuckifn 5 years ago bc i spilled mac on my favorite shirt at the time n every day. every fucking day notifications spill in abt people being sad and thinking theyre not enough. listen. i made this post when i was 13 and spilling mac n cheese on my shirt. mayb right now u are 13 year old me right now, and thats okay, but absorbing these messages isnt gonna help u. u can get good n be good and telling yourself otherwise only hurts yourself and your mental health progress. be kind and good to yourself. we’ll all spill mac. but sometimes u just gotta change yr shirt and make a new bowl. its okay.

character development

insaneinspireddreamer:

rnyfh:

anyway why is archery so fucking sexy

long distance murder

lillivati:

morthilswrites:

cop: can you describe the woman who stabbed you

male author: lithe, spirited, outgoing, and not afraid to speak her mind. she was a raw sexual force and she knew it. she was dandelion fluff on a summer day, gone in an instant, leaving you with nothing but the memory of her touch and the faint taste of strawberries on your lips

cop: great we have a motive, but we still need a description

morthils:

morthils:

fuck jkr for convincing a whole generation that “witch” and “wizard” are male/female versions of the same thing

witches

• herbs and gardening
• cook a lot
• wear lots of black
• cats
• magical brews
• probably the village midwife
• cottage in the woods
• vine whips and healing spells
• bigass hat but it’s all slouchy and cute

wizards

• wear blankets, if you’re lucky
• lab in a tower
• grad student vibes
• will definitely accidentally kill you
• fireballs
• high in some kind of magical drug
• hat that scrapes the ceiling 
• cannot keep a familiar alive for more than a week

seshrat:

librabutch:

i love the sims but everything after creating them feels so empty… feel like a bored god who’s only hubris was thinking he could create something beautiful……

alexandragrace:

appendingfic:

hearthburn:

fandomsandanythingelse:

prose-and-peonies:

probablybard:

modern greek mythology adaptation where hades and persephone are played by john mulaney and his wife

She’s hades, he’s Persephone

Oh no, no. John Mulaney is 100% Hades.

• Loves his wife
• Is actually pretty chill except when it comes to stupid people
• Can’t stand up for himself when others try to do him wrong

And from what we hear about her, she’s very Persephone.

• Easy to underestimate
• Knows her own mind
• Will cut you

“So, I meet this wonderful lady. Just fantastic, my heart does that thing where it’s skipping beats, and I - all of you think I’m going to talk about how I suavely asked her out, and that is not what happened. 

“I ride up in my chariot, and the first - this is literally the first thing I say to her is ‘do you want to meet my dog’?

“And this - I - this is a sign that this woman is my soul mate - she looks at her friends hanging around and says, ‘sure, catch you later, guys’.

“I’m going to skip forward here a couple of dates - no, don’t - this is not the story of how my wife met my dog - and her mom - her mom - finds out she’s seeing me. Now I know everyone jokes about how a girl’s dad is this big, hulking - going to hunt you down if you’re dating his daughter and he doesn’t like you. But if you say that, it’s because you’ve never had some girl’s mom glaring up at you from like - her mom’s like two inches taller than her, so this little furious glare from around my chin area, saying her daughter’s not allowed to come see me anymore.

“And this - okay, this is when I knew I was going to marry this girl, she looks at her mom and, cool as anything, says, ‘Too late, mom. I met his dog, ate dinner over here. I’m staying’.”

WAIT…so does that mean….Petunia is Cerberus?