[killua, desperately wants to be normal and make friends, first time trying to have a conversation] yeah im basically a prodigy trained in the art of stealing hearts. look out i just might steal yours! haha just some light humour i would never. how is this going do you like me?
[gon, also on his first conversation with someone his age] yes i do like you and you’re very cool. whats your favourite kind of earth worm? whats your favourite colour? what side of the bed do you sleep on? i sleep on the end of the bed curled up in a ball just like wolves because the last book i read was by farley mowat and its called never cry wolf. my aunt listens to the proclaimers do your parents like the proclaimers too
[killua] *hears a sidequest unlocked sound* what are we
Wedding dresses r so weird and fucked up u spend 7k to buy a dress you will literally wear like once. Or twice if you decide to put it on when you have a breakdown and like axe murder your husband or whatever
the POWER in this toddlers grip as it yanks the birds head towards herā¦. the pigeons absolute resignation and total lack of resistance (NO FLAPPING NO PANICKINGā¦) the surprisingly tender and gentle way the speck of food is removed from its beakā¦ the way the mother only goes to stop her child when shes abt to eat dirt that a birds been holding, because she was too shocked by what she had just witnessed to react beforehandā¦. this is a god in the body of a baby
florence welch: probably like 200 BCE celtic queen
keeanu reeves: 1500 renaissance hoe
jeff goldblum: late 1800ā²s i would guess
harry styles: fairly new immortal, 1970ā²sĀ
lorde: 1920ā²s flapper era
hozier: man who even knows, roughĀ estimate is like, 400 BCE
johnĀ mulaney: 1930ā²s/40ā²s, still bitter about the great depression probably and if he could put it in a bit with out being #exposed he would
paul rudd: newest to the immortal club, didnāt age past the 1990ā²s
I feel like this list is forgetting Sir Patrick Stewart who I believe has not aged since 7000 BCE.. After all his twin brother was the Kennewick man..
as a self-appointed expert on Hozier, i would say that date is possibly accurate.Ā Ā
many of Hozierās songs reference being buried in the earth (In a Week, Work Song), and some are directly inspired by bog bodies (Like Real People Do, Run). two of the most famous Irish bog bodies, Old Croghan Man and Clonycavan Man, are dated between 392 and 175 BCE, and both are speculated to have been kings ritually sacrificed to the goddess of the land. in Take Me to Church, Hozier demonstrates a willingness to offer sacrifices to a goddess, and in Foreignerās God, he thinks fondly upon the image of a pre-Christian Ireland (āwhen the land was God-less and freeā). as well, Old Croghan Man is estimated to have been about 6ā²6, and Hozier is about 6ā²5.Ā
the only possible flaw in this theory is that in a Facebook Q&A (here at 5:28), Hozier says that he is over 3000 years old. 400 BCE only puts him at ~2400. it could be that after so many years heās lost track of how many thousands, but another possibility is that he is more contemporaneous with an older bog body, the Cashel Man, also presumed to be a sacrificed king. that would put him closer to 4000 than 3000, but again, we could forgive an immortal for getting his millenia wrong.
in any case,
it seems likely to me that Hozier is an ancient Irish king who was ritually sacrificed to the old gods, but somehow returned (possibly through intervention by said old gods) to give us music subtly hinting at his experiences.
this hozier addition is frighteningly detailed and Iām here for it
