so as i’m sure a lot of people are aware of mspa/homestuck.com updating, i would like to propose that as of right now, whatever character pops up for you upon your first visit is now your OFFICIAL GOVERNMENT ASSIGNED HOMESTUCK KIN
does anyone remember that one post where someone was like PATRON TROLLS ARE NOT YOUR ZODIAC. UR ALL STUPID. HERE’S THE MATH EQUATION FOR FINDING OUT YOUR REAL PATRON TROLL
I have to be honest with you. I cannot believe cannotFUCKING BELIEVE that I read all of homestuck. do you know how fucking long that is? how many clickthroughs there are? how did I do it? where did all that time go? when did i even do this? I feel like the fucking HOURS i must have spent reading homestuck were just swallowed up into a void like I went to a fucking different interdimensional plane to read homestuck and came back with just fukcing piles of information in my head I will never use again and lost every sense of patience to ever read something that long ever again. I’ll never read war and peace because of homestuck. we all did this,, what the fuck
you know you laugh at the jokes about tswifts new song sounding like something out of a 2012 vriska playlist until you hear it on the radio and almost have to pull over bc its so fucking funny and all u can think about is vriska and how she would definitely write this and think shes hot shit