macaronvee:

Can you run that past me again ?

….What.

sluttyoliveoil:

date a girl who eats books

futchbuffy:

sir-smol:

futchbuffy:

futchbuffy:

if u get emotional listening to anything from florence and the machine’s album lungs it’s because you’re gay

actually if you get emotional listening to any song by florence welch it’s because you’re gay

Actually, it might be because you’re a self aware individual and a lover of music. Thanks for stereotyping Florence fans.

listen florence welch visited me the day after I was born and told me in her ethereal form she would gift me homosexuality in the form of her album lungs and every person I’ve shared the album with has come out to me since then I only tell the hard facts

arcblader:

when you feel like ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) AND ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ at the same time and you just go like

¯\_( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)_/¯

melaninhoe:

being alone is great until months of bottled up emotions try to spill out all at once and you just have to deal with it yourself.

egberts:

“3.5 servings per can”
me, eating the whole can: interesting

byrneing:

my heart is guarded but like … very poorly. the kind of guards that would let 3 kids in a trench coat into an r rated movie.

guvinofree:

when someone asks if you’re doing okay