me, discovering a worm, snail, or slug: well Wowie Zowie
brain: PICK IT UP!PICK IT UP!PICK IT UP!PICK IT UP!PICK IT UP!PICK IT UP!PICK IT UP!PICK IT UP!PICK IT UP!PICK IT UP!PICK IT UP!PICK IT UP!PICK IT UP!PICK IT UP!
me: why
brain: Friend

420moshdad:
“ O shit place ur bets
”

420moshdad:

O shit place ur bets

me: *gets on tumblr*
me: *sees hot robots everywhere*
laptop: *fans click on*
me: you and me both laptop

hawk-kawaii:

lbx42:

canadad:

*apologizes for being distant* *apologizes for being affectionate*

*apologizes in general*

*apologizes for apologizing*

yujuchingu:

sapphictaurean:

trohmosexual:

who the fuck genuinely enjoys the taste of sour candy
who the fuck says “im going to eat this sugary sweet coated in pain salt and im gonna fucking like it”

Me.

Feed Me The Pain Salt

blows a kiss to all the robots out there. i love you

qhoststore:
“ 13.4.2016
”

qhoststore:

13.4.2016

tenta-kill-art:
“ “LEeEEEEeEEAVE!”
ok to tag as me/kin | no sexual commentary | reblogs always appreciated
”

tenta-kill-art:

“LEeEEEEeEEAVE!”

ok to tag as me/kin | no sexual commentary | reblogs always appreciated

akaiyutsuki:
“ 絶女と超弾2絵まとめ2  by  いつね
※Permission to upload this was given by the artist.
”

akaiyutsuki:

絶女と超弾2絵まとめ2 by いつね

※Permission to upload this was given by the artist.

misdens:

me: i need to revise. get my head in the game. ace my exams

youtube:

image

me: wtf lmao nevermind 

surprise-rose:

3DS: *has red light*
me: it’s fine i still have time lmao
3DS: *starts flashing red*
me:

image

Tumblr user doing standup

qh:

*uses a laser pointer and points to a picture on a slideshow* “uh this one is pretty funny. It like has a boat and it says boats be like boat noise. Thats like pretty funny yknow. Alright next slide…”