me, discovering a worm, snail, or slug: well Wowie Zowie
brain: PICK IT UP!PICK IT UP!PICK IT UP!PICK IT UP!PICK IT UP!PICK IT UP!PICK IT UP!PICK IT UP!PICK IT UP!PICK IT UP!PICK IT UP!PICK IT UP!PICK IT UP!PICK IT UP!
who the fuck genuinely enjoys the taste of sour candy
who the fuck says “im going to eat this sugary sweet coated in pain salt and im gonna fucking like it”
Me.
Feed Me The Pain Salt
blows a kiss to all the robots out there. i love you
*uses a laser pointer and points to a picture on a slideshow* “uh this one is pretty funny. It like has a boat and it says boats be like boat noise. Thats like pretty funny yknow. Alright next slide…”