hustlerose:

bottoms: am i allowed to ahegao yet, master? 

tops: shut up i’m playing call of duty 

straight people: (calls the top slurs on call of duty voice chat) 

knotpuncher:

rupaulie:

rupaulie:

rupaulie:

one skin

two skin

three skin

dont finish this post

doubletranquility:

doubletranquility:

2001-2017: smash mouth is the shrek band

2018: shrek mouth is the pussy eating band

the typo i made on this post is funnier than the original joke

gaycaspian:

i’ve said it before and i’ll say it again, having a thing for vampires does NOT make you a monster fucker, vampires are ENTRY-LEVEL, you don’t get fully initiated into the club until you want to bone AT LEAST one demon,

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ao3tagoftheday:
“The AO3 Tag of the Day is: He took it hard for our sins…
”

ao3tagoftheday:

The AO3 Tag of the Day is: He took it hard for our sins…

letshearitforthisclown:

letshearitforthisclown:

watching steven universe is the polar opposite of eating pussy

As the creator of this post, I find it important to inform you that I have seen every single reply to this post. Every single one. And with that being said, I can state without a shadow of a doubt that the average human on this website is hopelessly unfunny

babyfairy:

whenever people mention that they’re uncomfortable with overtly sexual and raunchy “humor” on this website people always shit themselves over the fact that they’re being called out over said behavior because it’s a “”””coping mechanism”””” as if coping mechanisms can’t be like…..bad? lmao?


like sorry to say but if you’re “coping” by making extremely sexual comments on posts that have nothing to do with sex then maybe you should like. evaluate that behavior. how do you know you’re not commenting on a minor’s post? or somebody who just flat out is not at all comfortable with you making such aggressively sexual comments on something they posted in the first place? like it’s really got to end at some point. nobody really wants to see you adding comments about having cum leak out of your ass or whatever at 2 in the afternoon on a post that quite literally has nothing to do with sex at all. make a fucking sideblog or write it down in a diary or something. y’all are some fucking weirdos

partyintheurl:

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acceptance of those with different beliefs. beautiful.

railroadsoftware:

I hate this hellhole website for making me familiar with fetish terminology against my will

thatdudeemu:

sojetlife:

roxannemonologues:

I love to hear him whisper “Fuck” or “Shit” when I throw it back.

i love to hear her moan yes and don’t stop, while I’m strokin

I love to hear them say praise The Lord and thank you Jesus while We in church