relentless android is sent back in time to stop a man’s conception by offering his mom contraception at a crucial moment
“Upon review, it became apparent that a violent approach was ineffective. The T-101 Terminator model was conspicuous, expensive, and easy to hate. It just wasn’t getting the job done. That’s why we are pleased to announce the release of our newest model - officially known as the C0K-1000 Discourager, he is affectionately called Cock Block. He is programmed with a database of millions of gross facts about sex, pregnancy, and child-rearing. A compartment in his chest is capable of storing a 365 day supply of condoms and contraceptive pills as well as an exhaustive list of sexual positions and practices that cannot result in pregnancy. He is adept at cooking spicy, garlic-heavy meals and has thousands of unpleasant smalltalk subroutines that will surely kill the mood and ruin any date. As an emergency resort, he also comes with a built-in speaker in his chest from which he can play voicemails from your parents or blast loud music from a playlist that includes obnoxious cartoon theme songs, Weird Al, DEVO, and the Shrek soundtrack. He can also synthesize foul-smelling compounds to discourage human arousal. He’s unstoppable.”
“Um. Sarah… do you know this guy?”
“Ignore it and don’t acknowledge him. So… tell me about yourself, handsome.”
“He’s peeking over the back of your booth bench mouthing ‘dump her’ at me. It’s kind of hard to ignore. Is he your ex or something?”
“Oh, god, no. He’s a robot sent from the future to keep me from getting laid. And he’s doing a damn fine job of it, too, the bastard. Last week he scaled the building and kept tapping on my 14th storey hotel room window pointing at a sign that said ‘postpartum bleeding’. God, I fucking hate technology.”
“Yeah…. sorry, I’m not sure I can do this. Good luck with your robot problem.”apparently I never actually attached the video to this post
okay i need to get some sleep but this has been bothering me again so here we go:
“teenagers have sex! it’s realistic!” is not an excuse for adults to write or draw porn of minors
i’ve seen this argument way too many times and it’s RIDICULOUS. if it actually impacts your story in some way, there are a million ways to establish that someone is having sex without writing elaborate sex scenes.
have another character notice a hickey. have the couple make innuendos at each other. have them come out of a bedroom together in the morning. outright have a character say or think something like “wow, i can’t believe we had sex”.
they do this on television ALL THE TIME. when you’re watching that 70s show or friends, you know EXACTLY which characters are having sex and see it impact their lives in all kinds of ways both comedic and serious, but there’s never a damn sex scene. you don’t need that to establish sexuality, so it sure as hell isn’t an excuse to get away with making outright porn of 15 year old anime characters.
stop it.
girls who have sexual thoughts about girls arent predatory. girls who want to or do have sex with girls arent dirty. girls who enjoy sex or the thought of having sex with girls arent predatory or dirty. youre not contributing to the male gaze or degrading women for having sexual thoughts about girls. its okay to be a girl and have sexual feelings for girls.
