J.K. Rowling Reveals Dobby and the Pope Had an “Incredibly Indulgent” Sexual Relationship
While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a clapping, As of ass cheeks gently clapping, clapping at my chamber door.
“tis a visitor,” i muttered, “dummy thicc, and nothing more”
worlds tallest vampire
count everest
mount dracula
Wouldn’t mind if i do
me during sex: can we stop for a sec i need a glass of water
me: comes back 20 minutes later with a Slurpee
jk rowling’s at it again
with my brain small, my meat huge, my pain endless, i tread onwards
how do straight people have sex 😳 like who’s the woman and who’s the other woman ? 🤔🤐
OTHER GIRLS: go to festivals and have a nice time with friends. drink bubble tea. sun tan
ME: nearly dislocate shoulder jerking off. haven’t tasted water in many months
when I die, fuck it. I wanna go to hell, cause I’m a penis sucka and I’m worthless
don’t die mothafucka i wanna... i wanna live
British ppl rlly got thr short end of the stick could u imagine getting fucked by a brit “cheers love give us a cum” like absolutely not!!!!!
@ bottoms stop keysmashing every 3 fucking minutes. We get it. Youre a pillow princess. No need to hdjrkrk keysmash hfjjrjf all the damn time hdjejdk
anyone: *says something funny/relatable*
tops: haha lol
bottoms:
2. wahey
Thank god for titties and rice
