“skate or die” is a false ideology. we are born dead, and we skate to pretend to be alive

gtgcya:
“i mean sure
”

gtgcya:

i mean sure

πŸŒ™ Daily Witch TipπŸŒ™

wayward-eclectic:

If you want to start divination but you don’t have the funds to buy much, choose three rocks from nearby. A dark one, a light one and one that looks different. 

The dark rock is no. 

The light rock is yes. 

And the different rock is your base. 

Hold all three rocks and ask your question. (Yes or No question)

Throw/toss the rocks like you’re rolling dice. The rock closes to your base rock is your answer!

pinyin:

alien: my people have live an insurmountable amount longer than yours have and have thus accumulated vast amounts of knowledge. ask me anything you want

me: is astrology real?

alien: yah

nabatute:

their highnesses

theglasscat:
“sketchbook page of lesbian princesses and morning coffee UwU
”

theglasscat:

sketchbook page of lesbian princesses and morning coffee UwU

xxxhorikku:

Enoshima Junko and Kamukura Izuru First Encounter.

↳ I̫͌͐̂s̪̜̮̠̲̍͗ͯn͇̲̩̖̫ͩͤ̑'̫̼̯̤̾ͧ̊t͗͂͌̐͊ͫ ͊̾ t̖͈͇̙̰͈͒̆ͅh̀͐ͭ́͐ĩ͇͉̽̈́̽s̰̠̠ͅ w͍͖̋͐̈ͦ̅or̝͔̥̖̄ͅl̎̾̌ď͓͑ ̃̊ő̝̙̪̤̪̖͍ͩ̐́̈́̓̊f̹ p̰̙̖̼̗̲̠ͬͧ̉̆̐̇̀r̯͉̜̘͇̭̫̉̇ͬ̀ẽ̥̟ͬ̈̋́̚-ĕ̱̞͍͔̣x̤ͨ̾i̗̞̼̳̱̭s̙̮̰̤t̘̯̟̗͇͐ͨ̐ͬ͊́ͪḭ̭̟̦̼͓ͨn͍̜̼ͨͬ̎ͫͦg͇͔̪͕ͧ ̃h͇̰̾ͫ̽̊̋̐͆a̽rm̬̰ͧ̌ò̩̬̭͈̼̤ͭͤͪͅn͓̒ͯ̃͂ͨ̏y̳̪͉̑͆ͯ̆̐̑̔ͯ̑ b̖̳̞͐̔ͯ̾͐̚ö͕̖̘͖̈͂ͬͮͣ͊r͌̆͊̋ͣ̓̐ĭ͇͇ͨ̃͆̀n̤͈̤̲͎͇̄́́ͅg̻̳͔̗̩͐ͫ̈̈́̓͌̌ ͆?̗̻̮͎ͭ

     T̮̘̤̝̝͐́ĥ̙̙̌̈́ͬ̈́͐ͅe͔̖̼̠̣͒̇ͥn͉͖ͫ̅̔̇ͥͅ ̣c̠̰̗̖̩̳̏͂̀͐̄ͦ̔óͨ͒m̝͉̼͎ͯ̑ͫ̎e͉̻̳̩̗͖̅ͥ̎̈ t̯͎̊̽ó͎͑̏̃̚ m̗̃ȅ̱ͩ̌̑͒́͑ ̞͎͔̜͑̈ͣ̇ͩ̃S͔͈̼̥e̒̅n̆͑̉̐͒p̳̼̟̪̄͐̿ͅaͦͧͩͦ̓ͥ̂i̩͍ͬͬ͗͌ . ̲̤̱̅o̹͉̻ͨͮn̝̾ͫ̑̉͌ͭl͗̄ͅy͕̆ͣ̇̂ ̯͔̇͐́ͅd͉̤̿ͦ̽ͪ̑ͤͨe̽͗̄̄̇ͩs̮̑̎ͨ͑́p̙̯ͦͥ̃ḁ̝̟ͩ͒̍̅͂̃ͦͅi̹̬̼͑̃͊̄ͯ̽ͭr̼̥ͦ̋̏͐ͥ̊ c̮̝̗̆͒̊ͪ̅̌â̩̫̞̱ͣ̉̓͗̓nͥ́̄̚ ̃̿͆̎ͨs̻̠̬̳̳͌̎ͦ̏̿̔ͥà̔͂̄ͭ̔̚v̳͈̎̃̇ͦ̌ͅe̥̰̰̥̼̰ ̩̲͍̝̦y͎͖̻̳̼͔̻͆ͧͨo̤̖̥̬̙̫̔ủ̬͔̹ͮ̾̔̚.

Enoshima: Oh my god, I just had a breakthrough! Thank you so much for this, it was great.
Enoshima: That was a joke. Say "ha".
Kamukura: Ha.
Enoshima: Now say it again.
Kamukura: Ha.
Enoshima: There you go, you are now officially the life of the party.

memelovingbot:

*straight person voice* is he… you know… mm whatcha say

you: why can't you talk normally instead of that weird conversational joke post format?
me: me: what are you talking about?

holy-shit-dangan-ronpa:
“ holy-shit-dangan-ronpa:
“this is so cursed
”
some tags
”

psihoaktiv:

5.11.

Belgrade, Serbia.