nukachemistry:
“take a fucking sip, babes
”

nukachemistry:

take a fucking sip, babes

komaedalovemail:

*sniffs at you wildly*

zamaron:

me eating something straight out the oven: bitch??? this shit is hot as fuck?? what in the hell omg

walkingwithdragons:

Christians call The Bible “the greatest story ever told” almost as if they’ve never heard John Mulaney’s Salt and Pepper Diner

discourse

vicioussuggestion:

vicioussuggestion:

im calling out the moon

i made a post about a brony song and within 5 minutes three of yall have rushed to the moons defense. this is such a pure community ilu all

softfeline:
“https://www.instagram.com/p/BLxsGsRA62I/
”

nastynafsi:

cudi-gambino:

I don’t know what’s funnier, the falling, the crowds reaction or the Reporters reaction either way I’m crying rn. 😂😂😂

lmaooo

*me lookin in2 my eyes thru a mirror* This Bitch empty

bunny-berzie:

YEET!!!!!!

rubbertplant:

algernonblackwood:

what the hell is dmmd

dramatical mikumikudance

tailsandco:

i hope all the snakes in the world, know, i love them,,

gayemoji:

horoscope: sometimes you be breathin

me:

me: okay but how did they know that?