take a fucking sip, babes
*sniffs at you wildly*
me eating something straight out the oven: bitch??? this shit is hot as fuck?? what in the hell omg
Christians call The Bible “the greatest story ever told” almost as if they’ve never heard John Mulaney’s Salt and Pepper Diner
discourse
im calling out the moon
i made a post about a brony song and within 5 minutes three of yall have rushed to the moons defense. this is such a pure community ilu all
I don’t know what’s funnier, the falling, the crowds reaction or the Reporters reaction either way I’m crying rn. 😂😂😂
lmaooo
what the hell is dmmd
dramatical mikumikudance
i hope all the snakes in the world, know, i love them,,
horoscope: sometimes you be breathin
me:
me: okay but how did they know that?







