“WOULd YOU LIKE T O?”
open rp
*wakes up*
“What a nice morning for exercising!” said Sportacus. He bounced out of bed and went by his daily routine of stretching and eating fruit. Suddenly he heard an unfamiliar voice. “Who’s there? And what are you doing in my airship!” He shouted at the stranger.
im here to suck your dick
IM JUST FINISHED CHAPTER 2 OF DANGAN RONPA holy shit I loVE STORIES ABOUT KIDS MAKING OTHER KIDS SUFFER
*X-Files theme plays*
*currently dying in the corner*

This kitten needs a strong cauldron of coffee and for everyone to leave it alone FOR FIVE GOD. DAMN. MINUTES.
diner: entered
dollars: ready
what’s new: pussycat
what’s new: pussycat
what’s new: pussycat
what’s new: pussycat
what’s new: pussycat
what’s new: pussycat
what’s new: pussycat
its not: unusual
i am forcibly escorted out of the salt and pepper diner
everyone is bringing back vines but yall are sleeping on this one so hard
when ur talking abt headcanons w/ ur friend and they start typing for a really long time

Are you kidding me? Delicious. Delicious.
Delicious.
First we had the dub cutting out all sayings of the word dewicious, and now Wikia.
I am ashamed of you, Wikia.
#LetIzayoiSayDewicious2k16
#LetIzayoiSayDewiciois2k16
this is my satanic fusion of sans, the once-ler, human!bill cipher, human!clock from dhmis, komaeda, gamzee, and junkrat
CURSED IMAGE
do people actually put thought into zodiac posts or do people just randomly write down what soap the signs are
sounds like something an exfoliating citrus soap would say











